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Meow. [27 May 2010|08:18pm]

So... things that are non-incriminating photos and/or artwork will be posted here.
The other stuff is friends-only.

Pop me a comment if you want to be friends,
or feel free to creepily spy from yonder corner.

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[15 Jul 2009|11:42pm]
Does anyone else here have a tumblr account? If you do, tell me your naaaame. Mine's at http://jaynealida.tumblr.com/

My dog is slowly learning not to sit there and growl at me at the late hours of the night. She's very special. It's ridiculous. Now she's snoring away, louder than any person I've ever known.

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[07 Jul 2009|03:11pm]
Both of my ears are 0g now!



Wooo. I'm gonna stay at this size for a while at least.
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[06 Jul 2009|12:56am]
I don't post much any more. I feel like y'all don't know me. I promise to start! Really, I will. For now though, here's the ShamWow/SlapChop guy in a fuckin' tasty remix:



And a beautiful bug that I found in my room. I battled SO hard to get this money shot. Its wingspan IRL was about 3 inches! Any bug experts know what kind it was?

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[05 Jul 2009|10:06pm]
Billy Mays' funeral:

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[03 Jul 2009|11:57am]
You HAVE to watch this: RoboGeisha. It's amazing.

Not much to say in mah life. Went to bingo at Foxwoods and didn't win a penny. It was still a good time though. Gotta work soon...

Trying to draw more and such. Must.
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[30 Jun 2009|11:25pm]
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[28 Jun 2009|10:07pm]
WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS THE WORST WEEK EVER

BILLY MAYS DIED

http://www.examiner.com/x-8895-Charlotte-Interior-Improvement-Examiner~y2009m6d28-Billy-Mays--Dead-at-50

MY LIFE
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[27 Jun 2009|01:17am]
<Wackyman909> you should have seen the awkward moment in johnnys today
<Jayne> tell me tell me
<Wackyman909> the cashier and two women were talking about how michael jackson died, and one of the girls said something like "I got a text from (someone) says that michael jackson died, and I didnt believe it"
<Wackyman909> so I said "What I didn't believe at first was that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer."
<Jayne> HAHAHAHA
<Wackyman909> "I saw it on the internet and thought it was fake"
<Jayne> todd i love you
<Jayne> so much
<Wackyman909> and she said "where have you been"
<Wackyman909> and I said "sorry I dont follow 70's celebrity news"
<Wackyman909> actually she said
<Wackyman909> "where have you been, living in a cave?"
<Wackyman909> good answer
<Jayne> haha
<Wackyman909> Id love to live in a cave
<Wackyman909> I could
<Jayne> hahahahahha
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[21 Jun 2009|01:42am]
In a week I'm going to Foxwoods Casino, to the biggest bingo hall in New England to play high stakes bingoooo! I'm going with Ethan, a kid my age who waits tables where I work, and Ray, boyfriend of the manager and former bartender. So excited d00d! Hope I win somethin'. :)
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[14 Jun 2009|01:15am]
25 things about meeeeeee )

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[13 Jun 2009|12:15am]
I love Santogold (now Santigold?) lately. I really can dance to her, and all her songs are so different.

I found out one of my friends doesn't really care for me. Yay! Good thing I don't give a shit about anything!

Nothing is new in my life, really. Trying to save money. I'm thinking about gluing a jar shut and painting it black and throwing in my spare dollars at the end of the day. I have a coin jar but I'm always stealing the quarters for ice cream and gas when I'm broke. I never used to like soft serve much, but I'm ALL ABOUT IT this summer.

It's not even summer yet... eep! The weather here is so fucking random. Nice, warm, sunny days followed by heavy rain and hot humid days... cold nights too! I mean, sometimes... when they're not really soggy and hot.

New England = crazy

Guys who stand on Purdue campus and compliment people. Love.
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[11 Jun 2009|02:04pm]
What's with all the hideous prints that are in style? Hot pink rings floating in the midst of rounded yellow triangles... not bad until some SPONTANEOUS ZEBRA PRINT SNEAKS IN. This should never happen.
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[07 Jun 2009|11:21pm]
Hey, friends, stalkers, and enemies alike!

Does anyone have any 0g ear jewelry that they're looking to get rid of? Let me know! That would be amazing.

Marcelle, a crazy waitress, choked on cake at work tonight and the Heimlich made a guest appearance. Fucking hilarious. LOLZ
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[07 Jun 2009|01:40pm]
My best friend's summer job... driving an ice cream truck.

I WISH MY DAD WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR
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PAID [07 Jun 2009|12:39am]
I think this is the most I've ever earned in one pay period (I get 2 checks because I earn tips when I bus and an hourly rate when I wash dishes).

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[06 Jun 2009|01:59am]
I can never be satisfied with food unless I spice it up a ton.

Ordinary popcorn... plus melted butter, garlic powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and cheddar cheese powder gunk. Mmmm.
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[06 Jun 2009|01:36am]
Google's current logo is sweet.
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My dog likes to touch herself [05 Jun 2009|01:12pm]
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Moving up the ladder. [02 Jun 2009|11:51pm]
Hey guyyyyyyzez.

So I've been working at the Mill On The Floss, a restaurant, for almost 4 years now. I started as a dishwasher, which I still do sometimes. I was promoted to a busperson after about 2.5 years. Now I still do both of these things, but I'm training to make cold appetizers and desserts. Yay. :) The position is working in the "pantry." This is frickin' awesome. Suzanne, the head chef/boss's daughter, told me she'll train me up to cook in the kitchen in the fall part time too. Sticking at that place paid off, mofos.

Anyways, for some reason I'm antisocial lately, whatever though.

Still have to upload those pictures...

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