I tell it as I best know how

Ughhhhhhhh

2009-11-09T03:28:36Z

love him.

Things you see in a graveyard

2009-10-29T23:31:53Z

Going to see a MIDNIGHT shadowcast of Repo! the Genetic Opera with a Q&A session with Terrence Zdunich tomorrow! ZO EXZITED

Missed out on GaGa tickets the second time around, but there's more than enough stuff to hold me over. :D

telescopica @ 2009-10-20T22:07:00

2009-10-21T02:07:55Z

It sucks that all I want to do is go back to 1971 and get it on with Malcolm McDowell. :'(

Upcoming shows, y0

2009-10-16T01:42:54Z

Going to see Amanda Palmer (bought tickets!) on Nov. 13th. Going to TRY to see Lady Gaga on Dec. 1st or 2nd in Boston.

telescopica @ 2009-10-11T01:18:00

2009-10-11T05:21:57Z

Totally just worked for 9.5 hours bussing. Kind of dying, kind of not. Going to listen to some music and smoke... typical.

Finally got all the Antigua pictures uploaded... too lazy to throw a post together at the moment but here be a preview.

Since it's cold as balls right now, these pictures are looking really enticing.

telescopica @ 2009-10-09T23:39:00

2009-10-10T03:40:10Z

I got kitty'd

telescopica @ 2009-09-30T22:58:00

2009-10-01T03:02:29Z

Where's Olive?

BOOBAHTRON

Cinna-butt

Only deer I saw this summer!

At my brother's wedding reception, people signed rocks instead of a guest book. :)

My stepdad building a stone wall.

I will post more, I will post more, I WILL post more...

I always assume you guys know what I'm up to, until I realize... how could they?! You've got nothing to work with...

telescopica @ 2009-09-14T14:36:00

2009-09-14T18:37:48Z

As much as I want to hate Lady GaGa, I really enjoyed this. I think she is actually singing, too, and really well.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/435679/paparazzi-live.jhtml#id=1620605

Weirdness, of course.

telescopica @ 2009-07-19T13:39:00

2009-07-19T17:39:22Z

Can we all just have a flashback for a couple minutes?

telescopica @ 2009-07-15T23:42:00

2009-07-16T03:45:32Z

Does anyone else here have a tumblr account? If you do, tell me your naaaame. Mine's at http://jaynealida.tumblr.com/

My dog is slowly learning not to sit there and growl at me at the late hours of the night. She's very special. It's ridiculous. Now she's snoring away, louder than any person I've ever known.

telescopica @ 2009-07-07T15:11:00

2009-07-07T19:12:38Z

Both of my ears are 0g now!

Wooo. I'm gonna stay at this size for a while at least.

telescopica @ 2009-07-06T00:56:00

2009-07-06T04:59:55Z

I don't post much any more. I feel like y'all don't know me. I promise to start! Really, I will. For now though, here's the ShamWow/SlapChop guy in a fuckin' tasty remix:

And a beautiful bug that I found in my room. I battled SO hard to get this money shot. Its wingspan IRL was about 3 inches! Any bug experts know what kind it was?

telescopica @ 2009-07-05T22:06:00

2009-07-06T02:07:16Z

Billy Mays' funeral:

telescopica @ 2009-07-03T11:57:00

2009-07-03T15:59:57Z

You HAVE to watch this: RoboGeisha. It's amazing.

Not much to say in mah life. Went to bingo at Foxwoods and didn't win a penny. It was still a good time though. Gotta work soon...

Trying to draw more and such. Must.

telescopica @ 2009-06-30T23:25:00

2009-07-01T03:25:39Z

telescopica @ 2009-06-28T22:07:00

2009-06-29T02:08:18Z

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS THE WORST WEEK EVER

BILLY MAYS DIED

http://www.examiner.com/x-8895-Charlotte-Interior-Improvement-Examiner~y2009m6d28-Billy-Mays--Dead-at-50

MY LIFE

telescopica @ 2009-06-27T01:17:00

2009-06-27T05:18:58Z

<Wackyman909> you should have seen the awkward moment in johnnys today
<Jayne> tell me tell me
<Wackyman909> the cashier and two women were talking about how michael jackson died, and one of the girls said something like "I got a text from (someone) says that michael jackson died, and I didnt believe it"
<Wackyman909> so I said "What I didn't believe at first was that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer."
<Jayne> HAHAHAHA
<Wackyman909> "I saw it on the internet and thought it was fake"
<Jayne> todd i love you
<Jayne> so much
<Wackyman909> and she said "where have you been"
<Wackyman909> and I said "sorry I dont follow 70's celebrity news"
<Wackyman909> actually she said
<Wackyman909> "where have you been, living in a cave?"
<Wackyman909> good answer
<Jayne> haha
<Wackyman909> Id love to live in a cave
<Wackyman909> I could
<Jayne> hahahahahha

telescopica @ 2009-06-21T01:42:00

2009-06-21T05:46:16Z

In a week I'm going to Foxwoods Casino, to the biggest bingo hall in New England to play high stakes bingoooo! I'm going with Ethan, a kid my age who waits tables where I work, and Ray, boyfriend of the manager and former bartender. So excited d00d! Hope I win somethin'. :)

telescopica @ 2009-06-14T01:15:00

2009-06-14T05:16:41Z

1. I'm really obsessive about my environment. If my bed's not made, something's not right... and I just had to move a chair back to its place at my desk because I felt weird with it sitting out in the open.

2. I personify objects a lot. Because of this, I have a hard time throwing away stuffed animals (it's worse because they have eyes). I don't think I ever have, willingly.

3. I was never really girly when I was growing up, so I don't know/care how to do a lot in terms of hair and beauty things. I only recently stopped biting my nails, and I like to tap my newly grown nails against things just to celebrate.

4. I'm not scared of the future at all even though I have no definite plans. I do know I planned my future already under the assumption that I will someday be rich.

5. I think I'd be a good housewife type of person, because I love to cook and clean.

6. I have no desire to get married, at least til I'm an old fart, but I definitely want to have a child someday.

7. I'm always afraid people think that I think I'm better than them.

8. Someone being friendly or personable to me can make my day!

9. I wish I stuck with harp lessons, but I cannot find motivation to practice. I still have ol' harpy though, and I hope I can teach myself some things over time.

10. I sleep way more than I want to. I can end up sleeping from midnight to 1 PM the next day. I hate wasting the day though. Must stop.

11. I love tattoos a lot. I know a lot of people do too, but I get really upset and angry when I see a bad tattoo. Especially when someone loves it. I also don't like the idea of getting one, small tattoo as your only one. Go big or go home?

12. I don't watch many movies at all. Even when the movie is good I get antsy waiting for it to end. When I like a movie, though, I can watch it over and over.

13. I love cats a ton but I'm allergic to them. Dogs, too. It doesn't stop me from having and cuddling with both though.

14. My basic life philosophy is to do as you please as long as you're not harming anyone. I also firmly believe that one should try to experience as many unusual things as possible.

15. Picky eaters make me sad.

16. I like to collect lots of knick knacks and useless, interesting things. I didn't mean to have a collection of old cameras or Pez, but alas...

17. i wil lol @ ur faec if u talk like this on teh intern3tz

18. I think girls can be so beautiful and are much more interesting to look at than lots of guys. So no, I'm not checking you out, random girl walking by.

19. I like to people-watch. I love the way everyone just goes about their own business. It's awkward if you think bout it. And I think about it.

20. I have no female friends that I talk to regularly or call. All my closest friends are guys. I don't know why but I think guys are more easy to deal with. Sometimes.

21. All my celebrity crushes are on old men that USED to be hot.

22. Caffeine doesn't do much for me. I could fall asleep after 3 coffees. Though it does pick me up when I really need it to, before work or an all-nighter if I really need to stay up.

23. Trends aren't always bad, but they're usually pretty bad. Like Uggs. Hello, they are fucking dumb looking. Hello. Goodbye!

24. I don't drink much, because I hate the taste of all booze. Unless it's a fruity blended drink or a bloody mary. Mmm. But no one just whips those out at parties.

25. I don't believe in anything!

telescopica @ 2009-06-13T00:15:00

2009-06-13T04:19:07Z

I love Santogold (now Santigold?) lately. I really can dance to her, and all her songs are so different.

I found out one of my friends doesn't really care for me. Yay! Good thing I don't give a shit about anything!

Nothing is new in my life, really. Trying to save money. I'm thinking about gluing a jar shut and painting it black and throwing in my spare dollars at the end of the day. I have a coin jar but I'm always stealing the quarters for ice cream and gas when I'm broke. I never used to like soft serve much, but I'm ALL ABOUT IT this summer.

It's not even summer yet... eep! The weather here is so fucking random. Nice, warm, sunny days followed by heavy rain and hot humid days... cold nights too! I mean, sometimes... when they're not really soggy and hot.

New England = crazy

Guys who stand on Purdue campus and compliment people. Love.

telescopica @ 2009-06-11T14:04:00

2009-06-11T18:05:23Z

What's with all the hideous prints that are in style? Hot pink rings floating in the midst of rounded yellow triangles... not bad until some SPONTANEOUS ZEBRA PRINT SNEAKS IN. This should never happen.

telescopica @ 2009-06-07T23:21:00

2009-06-08T03:22:21Z

Hey, friends, stalkers, and enemies alike!

Does anyone have any 0g ear jewelry that they're looking to get rid of? Let me know! That would be amazing.

Marcelle, a crazy waitress, choked on cake at work tonight and the Heimlich made a guest appearance. Fucking hilarious. LOLZ

telescopica @ 2009-06-07T13:40:00

2009-06-07T17:41:16Z

My best friend's summer job... driving an ice cream truck.

I WISH MY DAD WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR

PAID

2009-06-07T04:40:35Z

I think this is the most I've ever earned in one pay period (I get 2 checks because I earn tips when I bus and an hourly rate when I wash dishes).

telescopica @ 2009-06-06T01:59:00

2009-06-06T06:00:30Z

I can never be satisfied with food unless I spice it up a ton.

Ordinary popcorn... plus melted butter, garlic powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and cheddar cheese powder gunk. Mmmm.